The Rantings of an Insane Chick

2006-08-22T00:37:00.000-04:00

so much has happened in just a few months...so i had moved back home with my parents and let me just tell you the whole having to let someone know where i am and what im doing every second of the day is bad enough, but to hear my mother go "oh, thats what youre wearing?" in that thick boston accent everytime i leave is bad enough...i dont know if its an italian thing or if its the jewish thing, but she is constantly telling me without saying it, "oh, youre wearing your hair like that?" and then when i yell at her for saying stuff like that she goes "i didn't say it looked bad, im just asking is all" like im the bad guy...let me just tell you, i practically moved back in with my boyfriend...oh yeah we got back together too like a week after we broke up...but i cant even tell you how great that was...anyways, i decided im not funny and i have no material to talk about on her so until i do, see ya

:(

2006-06-26T23:40:00.000-04:00

so i'm taking a break from the blog thing...boyfriend breakup moveout living with parents again...its a fiasco....see ya

Mindy Raf has bad sex...in this song...

2006-06-21T10:16:00.000-04:00

so i pretty much suck at life

2006-06-21T09:27:00.000-04:00

my whole day consists of getting up early, and going to work at 9 only to leave at one and proceed to class at 2 until 4....or getting up fairly early and getting my lazy butt to class at 11 and finally get home at 430...i then proceed to sit on my ass for the rest of the night and do absolutely nothing...but watch the crap on tv...or do homework...and i will clean the house and do laundry if necessary...thats my life...and im 19...YES

talking about lilo to a friend

2006-06-19T15:25:00.000-04:00

Me: so, have you seen the pics of her lately
friend: who?
me: lindsay lohan
friend:no why
me: everyone i know is talking about what a coke head she is
friend: really?
me: yeah. its kinda obvious in her televised interviews, but the pictures are questionable.
friend: there are pictures?
me:ummm yeah
friend: if there are pictures of her doing coke, how is it questionable
me:no! there are just pictures of her out
friend: oh, so wait, how are they questionable
me: omg, ok, they kinda look like she is on something, and well sometimes her nose is red, eyes are real glazed...
friend: well that could mean anything
me: thats my point! are you retarded?
friend: i just dont understand what you are talkinga bout
me: im talking about lindsay lohan possibly being on cocaine...she sometimes looks like she is, sometimes she doesnt
friend: when did we start talking about cocaine?
me: forget it, you're an idiot.

these are the people i surround myself with every day...lol i just can't believe this conversation actually happened...when i look back on it, i wonder how she graduated valedictorian of her high school...common sense just doesnt happen to often....
speaking of lohan, check out idontlikeyouinthatway.com for more fun stuff, including pictures...they are great conversation pieces, well when you are talking to the right people...who actually follow normal conversation....

Skinny or Out...That is the Trend...

2006-06-19T09:37:00.000-04:00

So how about every single chick in the freakin world that is in touch with the media, has access to a magazine, etc is obsessed with being smaller than the next person! NEWS FLASH not everyone can be a 00...its just plain and simple...i mean o sure, you CAN be a 00 if you want to be a 00 in a brown box...its sickening. to think that a couple of centuries ago it was hot if a woman had curves, men loved em, the bigger the breasts the better, the bigger the ass the better...now they want bones sticking out here and there...i mean you must right? you must like boney asses and hips if you like your girls skinny the way you say you do...oohoo i forgot you want it both ways...you want them to be unrealistically small everywhere but the ass and tits...well, unless they were made from silicone and lipo you aren't going to get a girl like that...dream on, boys and accept women as they are...not only are the media giving girls a reason to develop eating disorders, but men are basically, without knowing, encouraging them...its sly comments about how fat they look, how chunky their "beer belly" is, whatever...girls are supposed to be a little meaty...without a percentage of body fat, they begin to look like you men...and they stop having a period, which hey, i know is a plus, for you guys, but when you start growing testicles for the first time and youre breasts turn to pecs, then you let me know how that works out for you girls....bring on the TESTOSTERONE!!!! YAY!!!!
moving on to something that bothers me even more...girls that are actually naturally small and healthy that constantly complain about how BIG THEY ARE!!! would you hold this for me for a second, thanks! WOULD YOU SHUT THE HECK UP ALREADY!!!! seriously for no reason at all you are complaining about the largness of your roll when you sit down or how your legs expand and look "huge" when you are sitting...its an endless circle of bitching! i can't take it anymore..if you're a smaller than average girl, quit your bitching...im not a fat chick, but im healthy and voluptious, and i dont even have a right to complain...so shut your pie holes and accept the way you are....thats all for today...